"You’ll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don’t always win." - Woody Allen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Manhattan | Woody Allen | 1979
Spring Breakers | Harmony Korine | 2012
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
Hey you, come dance with me.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About
- There must be a word for it, maybe in German, for what happens when you cry while wearing glasses.
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via brucewaynes)
READ A BOOK
(via lexcanroar)
The People magazine writer then looked at the graph above and wondered aloud why “the spaceship was veering away from the star.”
(via inothernews)(Source: bennywhistleswhileheworks)
HERE IS TODAY
I’m constantly yelling at people for not having a sense of scale when pondering their relative insignificance in the grand scheme of things. Maybe this will help.
Emergency Compliment:
“Your prom date still thinks about you all the time.”
By the way,
In spite of some nasty technical errors, the first screening of my web series’ pilot was incredibly successful. If everyone laughed that hard with huge chunks of the episode missing, I can’t imagine how great it could be without the errors, and a few weeks’ worth of work on sound design.
I’m pretty proud of myself and everyone else involved in it.
Just to be clear:
“You’re dressed like a girl!”
and
“Oh, wow, you got Ryne to be pretty!”
Are both prime examples of how to not compliment me.
